my life has come down to me being jealous of a pig.

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The Fault in Our Stars + text posts

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Doctor Who Fun Fact


"Deep Breath", the first episode of Series 8, is abbreviated 8x01. It is the 801st episode of Doctor Who counting forward from ”An Unearthly Child in 1963. Therefore, it is simultaneously episode 8x01 and 801. The same goes for the rest of Series 8.

My definition of fun is different than other people’s, I think.

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'not you!'


I’ve counted the number of ‘not you’s in the courtroom scene of TSoT several times. I believe that there are 38. One of every year that Sherlock’s been alive? Throughout his life: it’s never been women. Ever.   

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third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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I really don’t know what to think about this whole great british bake off thing

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Mean while in the UK the shit has hit the fan over a questionable sabotage on The Great British Bake Off.

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sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

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life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

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Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.


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some little elephants.

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