what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin going snape and asking for tampons
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
i’m so old
it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math
you’re not with math either